~ You've ever ended a sentance with the word "Psych!"
~ You know the profound meaning of "Wax On - Wax Off".

~ You've ever watched the "Pound Puppies".
~ You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and can do the Carlton.

~ Girls wore bike shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
~ After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

~ You yearned to be a member of the Babysitter's Club and tried to start a club of your own.
~ You remember boom boxes and walking around with them on your shoulders like you were all that.

~ You owned those Strawberry Shortcake dolls that were scented.

~ You wore about EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high-top Reeboks.
~ You know that "Whoa!!" comes from Joey on Blossom.

~ You wanted to be a Goonie.
~ You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talking bout Willis?"

~ You still get the urge to say "Not!" after every sentence.
~ Two words...Hammer Pants.

~ You even wore flourescent clothing...sometimes head-to-toe.
~ You have ever watched Fraggle Rock.

~ You had plastic streamers on your handle bars...and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.
~ You thought He-Man and She-ra should hook up.

~ It was actually worth it to get up on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons.
~ You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose started falling off and his cheek bones shifted.

~ You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
~ You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen and still remember their names.

~ You took lunch boxes to school...metal ones.

~ You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
~ You ever wondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

~ You played the game MASH (mansion, apartment, shack, house).
~ You remember the CRAZE, then the banning of Slap Bracelets.

~ You wore stonewashed Jordache jeans and were proud of it.
~ You ever wore a pair of jelly shoes.

~ You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets and pins.
~ L.A. Gear...need I say more?

~ You remember "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.

~ You have ever played with a Skip-It.

~ You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
~ You knew all the characters and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" - the original class.

~ You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name".
~ You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

~ Don't worry...be happy.
~ You remember New Kids On The Block when they were cool.

~ You thought Doogie Howser or Samantha Macelli was hot.
~ You remember Alf, the furry brown alien from Melmac.

~ You remember when mullets were cool...and probably had one yourself.
~ You still sing "We Are The World".

~ You tight rolled your jeans.
~ You owned a banana clip.

~ You remember "Where's the beef?".

~ You're still singing "You Give Love A Bad Name", aren't you.
1 comment:
Amen, sister!!!
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